The Saga continues : The K-Defenders

Hello!

If you’re here, you’re probably aware of the Saga that’s happening at my blog right now. I chose not to post this there cos it’s really, really messing things. It’s crap. 

But if you’re here, you probably wana know what happens next in the K-saga. I didn’t say who’s K, but you know who. Just saying.

So with this post on Tumblr, I’m here to save you 12 hours of reading that crap on my blog. I dunno how to enable comments on Tumblr, so click here to go back to the original post to comment.

On my blog, this is the post that has the most response, 162 comments, 15,000+ words to date. Mostly contributed by characters whom I’d like to call K-Defenders. Again, I didn’t say who’s K, but you know who. 

And my, and he does seem to have many friends!

So K-Defender #1 comes and says (here to go to this defender’s first comment):

So considerate. Although I have no idea why he SUDDENLY recommended me to use an IP checker. Ma check lor. IP checker works well, actually. See when I check my IP.

I’m memang in Seri Kembangan. Ok, IP checker works pretty well. Time to sniff out IPs.

Obviously, I’ll sniff out the most obvious commenter: UDonNid2NoWhoIM. Whose email address is UDonNid2NoWhoIM@UDonNid2NoWhoIM.com


So Defender #1 is in Woodstock, Illinois. Maybe another ex-Iraq hero like K himself. Who came to his rescue at the bullet-shot. Fine.

Now, let me introduce K-Defender #2: ‘someone’

I smelt something fishy at this comment, like I had seen it before..and I didn’t know what it was..until 2 days ago when I was at Putrajaya, I got a call from Suresh89 who says that his tweet got COPIED and pasted in my blog as the comment!

A COMPLETE match with the ‘someone’s comment. So could Suresh89 be that ‘someone’? A quick IP check shows..

Wow. ‘someone’ is also located at Woodstock, Illinois! As far as I know, Suresh89 lives within Selangor, so that means ‘someone’ who is from ‘Illinois’ follows Suresh89 on twitter, and copied his tweet as his comment.

I know that UDonNid2NoWhoIM requested to check IP of the other commenters..but hey, commenters from USA yo. Layan first ma. Some more these two people are in the same location. Could they be staying in the same house, sleeping on the same bed? Gay partners, perhaps?

I didn’t say who it could be..I leave it to you to guess.

And predictably, here comes K-Defender #3!


Fuck this man. Imma gona check IP of only those in K’s defense la. Sure enough:

Wow. Sashimigirl is also in Woodstock, Illinois. 3 Iraq war veterans who live in the same city, coming to K’s defense at the same time. Did you guys fly the same jetplane, get shot with the same bullet, had the same fiance who died

Or this is the more likely scenario:

K decides to call upon his ‘split personalities’ to defend himself, because

1. He’s lost all his credibility and is now completely valueless and helpless.

and

2. He’s got no friends. Even his Ghost friends that he can see with his Yin-Yong eyes have deserted him. (Email me on this if you want to know the story)

He stages a love-triangle war using UDonNid2NoWhoIM, someone, sashimigirl (who are his split personalities) against ‘gurl’ who has had similar crazy experience with him back in college days. ‘Gurl’ blogs at http://crystalismz.blogspot.com/. I dunno much about what went on between them, but hey, at least she’s got email and website to confirm her existence.

But K is smart…oh, very smart. He masks his own IP so I can’t see where it’s coming from. But suddenly, here’s where he becomes stupid. He asks me to check on ‘gurl’s IP. NO ONE TALKED ABOUT IP CHECK, and he brings in this topic for NO REASON. 

(Because he masked his own IP so he thinks he’s safe).

But this is what he has un-intentionally given to me.

3 people living in the same area, who knows what an angel that K is? I think not.

Additional Note : In this screenshot, uDonNid2NoWhoIM says he’s in RMIT AUSTRALIA. WTF is he doing then in Illinois, Woodstock.

Masking IP is simple. As Jusuchin85 says,

Oh, and he’s talking about IP this and IP that? Dude, we’re in Malaysia. Unless you’re paying a huge sum of money for your broadband access, there’s a term call “dynamic IP”. One reset of your router/modem…*poof*! Your IP magically changes from a 60.48.***.*** to a 60.51.***.***…or somewhere in between. So you can be someone new again! ^^ Man, if you want to defend yourself, you’ve gotta do better. This is the interwebs…anyone can be anybody. Just be a man, grow ’

Or just get a VPN or some 3rd party redirecting software..it ain’t rocket science.

And thinking that he’s safe, K does the most unimaginable thing:

He talks to himself.

Sometimes, I don’t know whether to be pissed off, or die laughing while rolling on the floor.

I didn’t say who K is yah. Not accusing anybody. But you know who.

K, here it is coming from me. I think you’re pathetic. You’re a low-life. You need some serious help. And I canNOT imagine how your gf can take this ABOMINATION. And GTFO my blog and leave your sick shit to yourself. Don’t make me say more.

Makes you kinda wish you owned up to taking those tickets and goodie-bag, huh?

01:22 pm, by euveng